Hi, I'm Freddy 👋
Every night
He reads the lot while you sleep
Stripe, GA4, Search Console, PostHog, Sentry — every night, no trigger, nothing to open. By morning he knows which numbers moved and which ones caused the others.
Hire the growth analyst you can’t afford
One sharp email every Monday: what moved, what broke, what to fix first — across every source, so you never miss what matters again. $29 a month, cancel whenever.
Monday 08:00 / from FreddyChurn tripled this week — and it isn’t your productYour Stripe webhook has been silently failing since Tuesday. 47 customers paid but never got activated. Here’s the one fix worth your Monday.See what lands in your inbox →Freddy reads
- Stripe✦
- Paddle✦
- Chargebee✦
- Lemon Squeezy✦
- RevenueCat✦
- Shopify✦
- ChartMogul✦
- GA4✦
- Plausible✦
- Fathom✦
- Vercel Analytics✦
- Segment✦
- Search Console✦
- Bing Webmaster✦
- PostHog✦
- Mixpanel✦
- Amplitude✦
- Hotjar✦
- Sentry✦
- Datadog✦
- Linear✦
- Logtail✦
- Postgres✦
- Supabase✦
- Intercom✦
- Customer.io✦
- HubSpot✦
- Klaviyo✦
- Mailchimp✦
- ConvertKit✦
Tell me your stack. I’ll tell you what I’d find.
No email needed for this bit. Tap the tools you already pay for.
What I’d read every night
- Revenue:MRR, new and churned subscriptions, failed payments, refunds
- Web:sessions, new visitors, top landing pages, referrers
- Search:impressions, clicks, average position, which queries moved
- Product:signups, activation, feature use, trial-to-paid
What I’d join up on Monday
- Web × Revenue — which traffic drop actually cost you money
- Search × Web — whether a ranking slip or a referrer caused the traffic fall
- Product × Revenue — whether activation or pricing is throttling conversion
- Search × Revenue — which query lost you revenue, not just impressions
Freddy runs your whole reporting week.
From
Freddy
Monday, 08:00
One page arrives, and it already has a verdict
Not a digest. One priority, the reason behind it, and the fix worth shipping today — in plain English, with every figure computed before the words were written.
Sixteen sources in.
1
email out.
That's the whole deal. No dashboards to check, no tabs to keep open, no Sunday night spent working out which number moved.
You built the product. You wired up the analytics. You check them… never.
Then something drops and you find out three weeks late. You don't have an analytics problem — you have a reading-the-analytics problem. Baremetrics says MRR fell. GA says traffic fell. Nobody tells you they're the same story.
That's the bit I do. I'm not a dashboard and not a tool you have to remember to open — I'm the analyst you'd hire if you could justify the salary. I read the lot every night, work out what caused what, and write you one page. Monday, 8am, your time. If the week was quiet I'll say so in two sentences. I'd rather be brief than look busy.
Sincerely,
Freddy
Your growth analyst. $29 a month, starting the day you hire me.
Does your Monday look like this?
Stripe
UnreadYour weekly payments summary
Google Analytics
UnreadYour Analytics Intelligence insights
Search Console
UnreadSearch performance update for hirefreddy.com
PostHog
UnreadWeekly digest: 14 insights ready
Sentry
Unread[Alert] Error rate above threshold
Stripe
UnreadYour weekly payments summary
Google Analytics
UnreadYour Analytics Intelligence insights
Search Console
UnreadSearch performance update for hirefreddy.com
PostHog
UnreadWeekly digest: 14 insights ready
Sentry
Unread[Alert] Error rate above threshold
Five tools, five summaries, none of them talking. All describing the same week, none of them telling you what to do about it.
Here’s how I do it
Six habits, the same every week. That’s the whole job description.
Reads nightly
Every source, every night, while you sleep. Nothing to trigger.
Joins the dots
Clicks to sessions to trials to revenue, on one timeline.
One email, Monday
8am your time. One page, one priority, no dashboard.
Taps you if it's on fire
Declines, chargebacks, a page falling off. One a day, maximum.
Read-only, always
Totals only. Never raw events, never your customer list.
Never misses a week
Quiet week? Two sentences, then I leave you alone.
No settings to tune, no thresholds to invent. You hire me and I get on with it — every single Monday, without fail.
How Freddy thinks
The engine does the maths. The AI only does the sentences — never the other way round.
01
I read everything, nightly
Stripe, GA4, Search Console, PostHog. Every night, while you sleep.
02
I connect the dots
Your tools don't talk to each other. I speak all four languages.
03
I tell you what I'd do next
Not “sessions fell 12%”. Which page, since when, and the fix.
And when it's quiet, I say so in two sentences. When it's bad, I say what I'd do. I never shrug, and I never hand you a chart to interpret.
Fix it in one page a week
This is a real report, in Freddy's own words. Read it and you'll know exactly what I'd do next, and why.
Freddy · Monday 08:00
Week 32 · 2026
Subject
Churn tripled this week — and your product didn’t break, your billing did
Morning. The scary number first: weekly churn jumped from 2.1% to 7.4%. But your product is fine. What broke is your Stripe webhook — it’s been silently timing out since Tuesday’s 14:32 deploy. Forty-seven customers were charged but their subscriptions never reactivated. Twelve cancelled before anyone noticed. Sentry logged 203 timeout errors starting at the exact same minute. Neither alert reached you because they live in tools you check on Mondays.
01
What I'd do first
Roll back Tuesday’s deploy and verify the webhook endpoint. You’ll recover 47 subscriptions and $3,200 in MRR today. Then add a webhook failure alert — one tap on the shoulder, not a week of silence.
02
What broke
The deploy changed how webhook signatures are verified. Stripe retried for 48 hours then gave up. Sentry flagged it 203 times. Neither tool is wrong — they just don’t talk to each other. That’s my job.
03
Watching, not claiming
MRR should rebound next week once those subscriptions reactivate. But watch trial-to-paid — if those twelve cancellations told friends or left reviews, the reputational damage may outlast the fix.
The numbers
Tap for detail
— Freddy
No charts, no tabs, no interpreting. One page, one priority, every Monday at 8am your time.
What this job normally costs
A growth analyst
Plus holidays, laptop, onboarding.
$50,000 / year
A fractional analyst
Four hours a month, if you chase them.
$500 / month
Databox + your Sunday night
Three sources, and your sanity.
$159 / month
Every source. Never misses a Monday.
$29 / month
$29 a month. No holidays. No stand-ups. He never once misses a Monday.
- Every source included — revenue, web, search, product, errors
- A real report in minutes, from 90 days of your own historical backfill
- A shoulder tap when something's on fire, one a day maximum
- Every past report kept forever at a stable link you can share with your investors
- 14 days free, no card needed. Cancel in a single click and I disappear.
I'm taking founders on in small batches, so this is the queue to hire me — first in, first working. The price stays $29, and you'll get a real report within two weeks, not a pitch.
I care about your data as much as you do
Read-only access, revoked whenever you like. I keep daily and weekly totals — never raw events, never your customer list, never card details. Delete the account and everything goes with it.
See exactly what I read →Ask me anything
No. My analysis engine does the maths — deltas, baselines, cross-source correlation. The AI only writes the words. I never make up a number.
Stop checking dashboards. Hire me instead.
I'm taking on a small first group of founders. Leave your email and you'll be in it.
No card, no spam. Expect one email within two weeks — a real sample report, not a pitch.